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STPP Album Review: Nunchucks “Eat Your Moneys”

Posted in Nunchucks News, Nunchucks Rants with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 17, 2011 by nunchucks

Check out a review  by the Sweet Tea Pumpkin Pie Music Blog:

Album Review: Nunchucks “Eat Your Moneys”.

“…amplifiers…”  –  Gabriel Fry, STPP


This fall, the leaves change and so does Nunchucks.

Posted in Nunchucks News, Nunchucks Rants with tags , , , , on October 11, 2011 by nunchucks

…cue Boyz II Men…

This autumn, NUNCHUCKS has shed a leaf and turned over a new one. We would like to say farewell and good luck to former bassist, Brandon Schnedl, and welcome the illustrious and legendary Joe Feinour (of Meta fame) to our new line-up as new bass master controller of NUNCHUCKS. We would like to thank Mr. Schnedl for his tireless dedication, steadfast contributions, and constructive and positive attitude in Nunchucks for the past years.

…awkward silence…

A really mediocre 90’s band once sang,

“…Don’t look back in anger…”

Mr. Brandon Schnedl, Ladies and Gentlemen

Ladies & Gentlemen.....Mr. Brandon Schnedl

Mini retrospective and reflection on recording the Eat your moneys EP

Posted in Nunchucks Rants with tags , , , , , on August 30, 2011 by nunchucks

I just got done listening to preproduction tracks that Nunchucks did in preparation to record our Eat your moneys EP .  It was a nice trip down memory lane of a recording session that took FOREVER, at times seeming like we would actually NEVER finish.  It’s always interesting to see the progression of songs, how they evolve, the different parts that were written early in the writing process versus what was recorded, the changing or editing of lyrics and backing vocals/gang vocals, and the solos that John did on the demos/preproduction v. the final versions of the solos.

Recording Eat your moneys was an exausting, expensive, frustrating, yet very fulfilling process.  From the preproduction, to the tracking, to getting laid off and not knowing how I was going to pay for the recording, to Ampersand Sound needing to move operations 3 or 4 times, to starting as a full length LP and ending as a six-song EP, to getting Dan Long to mix and master it, and finally….being able to order and sell our debut album, Nunchucks and Ampersand Sound put blood, sweat, tears and a shit load of time into this product, and THANKFULLY, we finished and made a project that I believe everyone involved is proud of. 

The preproduction for next year’s record is already underway with new songs that we are all very excited about.  Some of these new songs are being recorded by John (lead guitar) on his reel-to-reel tape machines.  The recordings sound great so far. Stay tuned for postings of new song demos!

-Anthony Soltes, Jr. (ron)

An awesome show at DC9 last night! Thanks for a fun evening!

Posted in Nunchucks News, Nunchucks Rants on August 8, 2011 by nunchucks

Last night’s show was AWESOME!!!

Thanks to everyone who came out last night! The place wasn’t SUPER packed, HOWEVER,  those who came out, came to squeeze the last bit of fun out of the fading weekend.  BIG thanks to everyone that was out there shakin’ a leg and gettin’ down and reminding us that NOT ALL D.C. audiences stand around and stare when upbeat, energetic rock&roll is being played (that is, without having to be remixed, mashed up, and regurgitated via some DJ).  What a fun, energetic, kickass show! 

To the guy that danced alone all nite until everyone joined him: you rule!  We need more of your kind!!!

Also to our one CD sale to the cute girls from Quebec, merci beaucoup et bon voyage!!!

Some pics of last nite:

(photos: Rebecca Bevans)

Next up, Richmond, VA: Nunchucks/The Trillions part II

All analog. All new. NUNCHUCKS demos!!! have a listen…

Posted in Nunchucks News, Nunchucks Rants on July 28, 2011 by nunchucks

This is one of our newest songs, Solid Gold Eagle, recorded at John’s (our lead guitarist) studio. 

Eddie Guerrero Electrico is also one of our newest tunes. It is currently an instrumental, but will have a version with lyrics as well. Here is the instrumental!


A big ‘FUCK YOU!’ to…

Posted in Nunchucks Rants on July 25, 2011 by nunchucks

…the person that outbidded me for WeAreNunchucks dot com (which was previously ours).  You are the scum of the earth.  You are lesser than the flies that hang out on pieces of shit.  You should surrender the URL to the rightful owners you fucking shit sucking ass tweaking cum bag of shame.  Why the fuck would anyone else want that URL?  You think I’m going to pay some exhorbitant amount of $$$ for it?  Please go jump out of the highest building that is nearest to your location (just make sure to surrender this URL before plummeting to your DOOM.  You are a shit stain mixed with twat juice and blood.  I hope you  have explosive diarrhea for the rest of your worthless life you ass tweaker.  You fucking dick doctor.  You fucking cum cannibal.  You fucking cock hugger.  Please take in consideration the following:

  1. eat shit…
  2. …and die. 









New Shows added. Updated Pages. Look around…have fun.

Posted in Nunchucks Rants on July 15, 2011 by nunchucks

SAoxhl on Make A Gif, Animated Gifs

I’m starting to get re-obsessed with .gifs — maybe it’ll pass, maybe it won’t.  Check out the pages;  I’ve been doing some updating and what not. 

Our Eat your moneys EP is now available at our local record store
, so go buy one!


Not a WHOLE lot going on in Nunchuckland at the moment, though this is probably the calm before the storm.  We’re planning on being very busy this Fall 2011: scattered mini-tours, Pre-production of the next album, a music video, and NEW Nunchucks t-shirts.  It’s gonna be bizzzzzzzzzzzzzzy…